Bachine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Halloween Tale]

Holyyyy Shit

Wow, that scared me sooo much. I bet someone is going to have a heart attack from this movie. I appreicate the element of Russian storytelling, and I love Russian stories. Great stuff, really scary.

[The Gringo]

LoL

Wow, that guy was hardcore. He drinks beer out of a champagne glass, now that is P.I.M.P :)

["Girls"]

Wow

That is so freakin true man. Its like girls look past the good kids that are real friends, and just go for the assholes who dont even care about em. Then they get upset when they get played, and say "all men are dogs".

[-True North-]

Great Film

This movie had a great plot, story, animation and it was just original. One thing I cought, at the end it says "Strawberry compas is king of the POTRAL" instead of portal. Heh, just a minor mistake......or is it?

[Nightmare:]

Not bad

Well the only thing that bugged me was the stick figure animation mixed with charicter animation, didnt really work. Also when he pulled off the guys hand, it made a "pop" noise, it really didnt work, you should of given more of a ripping noise instead of a popping a bubble noise. OTher than that, use 22 fps on your next movie to make it extra smoothe.

PoorBoy88 responds:

I had it set to 20, all was perfect on my computer, the music exually matched the movie, but as soon as it hit newgrounds the Fr droped to a mear 15, idk wtf happend but o well, and what wrong with mixing styles, too bad the sequal will have to wait, I got another project for the both of them.

[study of fear]

Hmm

Good try. I guess you would need some music to add to this thing to make it more scary. If you wanna see some crazy, spooky flash, check out www.scary.ru Look at the cartoons, very weird and scary!

[Children's Day]

Ochen Klasno!

Wow, ti ochen harasho zdelal etot film! Mne ochen panraveloce. Hahaha, nashi Metro v Rassii, ja pomnu. Ochen vso profesionalna zdelano. Smeshnaya baba yega! Ochen vso horosho!

Moladetse

[Life's Lessons 1-5]

Eh..lame

Dude, I know you had a really good idea, but why stick figures. That is the most unoriginal concept. At least take the time and draw a person, shadow and then it would show you put your time into it. The voices you made artificially also. It would be funnyer if you actually acted those out. When he pees, it just shows his peeing, and it doesnt even get all over the floor, it dissapears. It would be much funnyer if he like tripped or something and got his penis stuck in the electric outlet, this would be much more original and less predictable. Your movie overall wasnt too bad. I didnt really find it funny, but it was amusing for what it was. Try to draw next time.

[Spawn of Satan 4]

Good Grafix, Bad Plot

Dude, I gotta hand it to you, you have hella skills in animation, but that was pretty messed up. I dont know why you did that to that guy, even thought it was for humor, thats still messed up. I know your whole image is like the devil and everything, but some of us actually do have a religeon and it was dumb how you portrayed that because that guy just asked him a simple question, and he killed him? Thats pretty bad script writing. I like your style and animations, but honestly that was sord of uncalled for.