Bachine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beavis and Butthead do...]

Its ok

Although, I see the concept your going for, it just lacks alot. I would at least try to draw bevis and butthead freehand, or maybe with a little help from the onion skins, but you totally traced them, and it didnt even look that detailed. It was missing any of the classic bevis and butthead sounds, so it didnt really seem that authentic. The concept was good, but the score for this movie is way too high.

[D E V I L T E A R S]

Good Movie

I dont know, this was a creative style and all, but I think you needed to add more depth. People like story lines, and you had one good 3D part and that was it really. I think you could of taken this further. But, the movie was done well, good job.

[Comet Magnum Episode 11]

Whut??

Wow, it took five artists to put that all together. I dont know how you got this onto the front page. I though this was ok for a begginer, but it seems youve been making these for quite some time so I dont know why it looks so dissasembled. The art is not very detailed, not much movement just slides and text. I dont know why it took so many people to make it. I think your animation skills need work, but the storyline is ok. But this definetely is nothing that needs to be on the front page, just amature work.

mmark-oldflash responds:

Uh, can you read. I made the movie. Those other artists are just the people who's music I used from the audio portal. And I don't think amatures could concieve a story like this one.

[Gangland]

Good Job Man!

Hey, this is the creator of the charicter "Franky Stakino". I like the movie man, a bit on the short side, but good story and you made my charicter badass. If you would like to see more of Franky, just click my profile ^ and check out my Mafia movies, which include Franky. Cant wait to see episode 2.

[Fetus Memories]

Very good!

Dude, the animation and paitings rock! Jimmy pee program is great, and so is this. I love your style very much, its simular to mine in a way, just offbeat and sacracstic to a humurous point. I love the song, boobies and snoopy! Pure genious. Dont listen to these other newgrounds idiots, this should of had a much higher score!

[NIN - Something Blue]

Wow

This was just bullshit, sorry but im sure you wasted a good 3-4 hours of your life on this trash.

The9thSoulessDragon responds:

3-4 hours? no, and you're movies suck, they aren't funny. try and give good reviews, not pointless reviews that don't say anything except that you didn't like it or whatever.

[Wacked! Mafia Documentary]

How the hell

How the hell did this get Daily Feature? I mean it was ok, but nothing so good to get 3.82, and it just wasnt so funny. I dont know, but it was pretty good.

[Artist]

This is the BEST!

Dude, that is like a biography of my life, haha, right down to the cum stains on the pants. HAHAHAH. Man, its really good to see something like this, thats exactly how I am, always anticipating the best and recieving the worst. Im really glad someone though of this, its just pure genious. Really well done, and very funny.

[Laughing out Loud (LoL)]

Great

Wow, impressive. Hey, what font did you use at the end? It looked tight. Funny movie!

Klaasmekoy responds:

The font on the end is Dark Crystal Outline happy now ?

[Rotten]

Blah!

Bad ending, the story went no-where. It just started off with no info of how they died, whats happening or no background info. Plus where are the police going? In some house to find a dead body thats alive? Try thinking of a story plot a little more next time.

Rubbertje responds:

Burp...